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Episode 32 – cli♉️TAURUS♉︎

We’re talking mental health🧠, sex shaming🙅‍♂️, Asian on Asian food crimes🛑, problematic humor🤔, racism🤔, and selling out🧧, bullying Rod Stewart👨‍🎤, crimes against eyebrows🤨, pussies on the chainwax😸🕯, the lies people tell and the company you keep🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️. Mmmhmm honey🍯🐝. Sit back and press play ⏯. Listen on Spotify, Stitcher, and Apple Podcasts. Watch on YouTube.

Episode 31 – Mayans 💫⚡️ Predicted 💆🏽‍♂️ Lil Wayne 🤡

Recorded pre-election, y'all. We are talking alternative universes 👾, travel & cancelled trips✈️🚫, hard boundaries ✋🏾, blind allegiance🤦🏻‍♀️, enablers👎🏾, and how politics can become extinct☁︎🦕💨. Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Stitcher. Watch on YouTube.

Episode 30 – Spice Up Your Dick!🧂🌶🍆

We're talking quality liquors and beers🍻, constipation cures💩, 🦵🏾pandemic fashions😷 , wedding wear 👔👖👗, men and attraction🕺🏻, casting ethnic roles🌏, finding the line in humor😬, mercury retrograde and reconciliation👎🏾........and so much more! Press play ▶️! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, and Spotify. Watch on YouTube.

Episode 29 – 🍑Butt🍑 Is in the Zeitgeist💆🏻‍♀️💆🏾‍♀️

We are talking about international travel 🛩, hipster holy water🚰, dressing for a wedding👰🏻, the time the US government told Lynxi she wasn't a real person🤷🏾‍♀️, oldest vs youngest vs middle child syndrome 👪, Trump contracting COVID 🎃🦠😷, virtue signaling and karma🤔, then breaking down the lyrics of Ice Cream by Black Pink and Selena … Continue reading Episode 29 – 🍑Butt🍑 Is in the Zeitgeist💆🏻‍♀️💆🏾‍♀️

Episode 28 – Blue Eyes 👀 White Dragon 🐉

Hey. 👋 Hey. 👋 Hey. 👋 This week we discuss USPS💌, the passing of D's biological parents💕, the wonders of Rochester, NY ♻️ , the elusive and highly valuable blue eyed, white dragon🐉 Yu-gi-oh card, the origin story of Salmon Man 🐟 and more. Swim on into this garbage run-off 🗑 🏊‍♂️! Listen on Apple … Continue reading Episode 28 – Blue Eyes 👀 White Dragon 🐉

Episode 27 – OctoPOTUS 🐙🎃 – 8x The MAGA 👲🏻🤮

Today we continue talks about The Bayang👩🏽‍🎤, Soju 🍼, phone sex ads from the 90s☎️, more melissophilia 🍆 🐝, dating and etiquette 🥰, The Vow & NXIVM 🧫, give some bad advice to friends of Danielle 🤔, write some rhymes 🎶, you know - trash girl stuff🗑 💅. Tune in 🔈 🔉 🔊 💆🏽‍♂️! Listen … Continue reading Episode 27 – OctoPOTUS 🐙🎃 – 8x The MAGA 👲🏻🤮

Episode 26 – WAP ☔️ Chakra 🤜🏼💥🤛🏾

⚠️ Trigger warning below ⚠️ EH!? This episode we're talking end to end, 2020 dating etiquette. 💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 How do you slide into a DM? 👋🏻 How often should you text? 📲 Who pays on a first date? 💸 Who is responsible for protection? 🧥 Listen to find out the answers to these questions and more … Continue reading Episode 26 – WAP ☔️ Chakra 🤜🏼💥🤛🏾

Episode 25 – Jabronies Present: Big B🍑ty Marketing

Hi nuggets. Today we're talking, D's amazing debut on Rice To Meet You 🌾🍚 (head to their Patreon to listen) the worst accent in the world 🌎, no simp September😛, BTS (Bat Tasty Soup 🦇🥣 ), Sephora, deep dish pizza, toddlers (they're just non stop), jabronies, over priced skin care products and more! Listen on … Continue reading Episode 25 – Jabronies Present: Big B🍑ty Marketing

Episode 24 – Let’s Talk About Our Genitals.👩🏻‍💻👩🏾‍🔧 (Embarrassing Q&A)

Don't let the initial audio scare you! The white noise is gone 5 minutes in 👩🏾‍🔧. This episode we tried to live stream and it was pure madness📹. So this is a highly edited, chaotic cut reel.😬 We shoot the shit about fashion masks😷, having kids🍼, travel on trains🚉, fucking cartoons🦹🏼‍♂️, Wait!? What?!… then spend … Continue reading Episode 24 – Let’s Talk About Our Genitals.👩🏻‍💻👩🏾‍🔧 (Embarrassing Q&A)

Episode 23 – 🧞‍♂️ Genie says, “ENOUGH!”

Yikes. This episode is long but legendary 🦸🏻‍♀️🦸🏾‍♀️. We're talking new ventures 🛣, new connections 📱📲, racism 👎 , how D landed on the Rice to Meet You pod 🍚 🍙 🍘 🌾 and L on the Boondocks Pod, cooking rice, cancer😬, you name it. No genies were harmed in the making of this episode.🪔 … Continue reading Episode 23 – 🧞‍♂️ Genie says, “ENOUGH!”