Episode 29 – ๐Ÿ‘Butt๐Ÿ‘ Is in the Zeitgeist๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

We are talking about international travel ๐Ÿ›ฉ, hipster holy water๐Ÿšฐ, dressing for a wedding๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿป, the time the US government told Lynxi she wasn't a real person๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ, oldest vs youngest vs middle child syndrome ๐Ÿ‘ช, Trump contracting COVID ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜ท, virtue signaling and karma๐Ÿค”, then breaking down the lyrics of Ice Cream by Black Pink and Selena … Continue reading Episode 29 – ๐Ÿ‘Butt๐Ÿ‘ Is in the Zeitgeist๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

Episode 28 – Blue Eyes ๐Ÿ‘€ White Dragon ๐Ÿ‰

Hey. ๐Ÿ‘‹ Hey. ๐Ÿ‘‹ Hey. ๐Ÿ‘‹ This week we discuss USPS๐Ÿ’Œ, the passing of D's biological parents๐Ÿ’•, the wonders of Rochester, NY โ™ป๏ธ , the elusive and highly valuable blue eyed, white dragon๐Ÿ‰ Yu-gi-oh card, the origin story of Salmon Man ๐ŸŸ and more. Swim on into this garbage run-off ๐Ÿ—‘ ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ! Listen on Apple … Continue reading Episode 28 – Blue Eyes ๐Ÿ‘€ White Dragon ๐Ÿ‰

Episode 27 – OctoPOTUS ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽƒ – 8x The MAGA ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฎ

Today we continue talks about The Bayang๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐ŸŽค, Soju ๐Ÿผ, phone sex ads from the 90sโ˜Ž๏ธ, more melissophilia ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ, dating and etiquette ๐Ÿฅฐ, The Vow & NXIVM ๐Ÿงซ, give some bad advice to friends of Danielle ๐Ÿค”, write some rhymes ๐ŸŽถ, you know - trash girl stuff๐Ÿ—‘ ๐Ÿ’…. Tune in ๐Ÿ”ˆ ๐Ÿ”‰ ๐Ÿ”Š ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ! Listen … Continue reading Episode 27 – OctoPOTUS ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽƒ – 8x The MAGA ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฎ

Episode 26 – WAP โ˜”๏ธ Chakra ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿพ

โš ๏ธ Trigger warning below โš ๏ธ EH!? This episode we're talking end to end, 2020 dating etiquette. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ How do you slide into a DM? ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป How often should you text? ๐Ÿ“ฒ Who pays on a first date? ๐Ÿ’ธ Who is responsible for protection? ๐Ÿงฅ Listen to find out the answers to these questions and more … Continue reading Episode 26 – WAP โ˜”๏ธ Chakra ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿพ

Episode 25 – Jabronies Present: Big B๐Ÿ‘ty Marketing

Hi nuggets. Today we're talking, D's amazing debut on Rice To Meet You ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿš (head to their Patreon to listen) the worst accent in the world ๐ŸŒŽ, no simp September๐Ÿ˜›, BTS (Bat Tasty Soup ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฅฃ ), Sephora, deep dish pizza, toddlers (they're just non stop), jabronies, over priced skin care products and more! Listen on … Continue reading Episode 25 – Jabronies Present: Big B๐Ÿ‘ty Marketing

Episode 24 – Let’s Talk About Our Genitals.๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ”ง (Embarrassing Q&A)

Don't let the initial audio scare you! The white noise is gone 5 minutes in ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ”ง. This episode we tried to live stream and it was pure madness๐Ÿ“น. So this is a highly edited, chaotic cut reel.๐Ÿ˜ฌ We shoot the shit about fashion masks๐Ÿ˜ท, having kids๐Ÿผ, travel on trains๐Ÿš‰, fucking cartoons๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ, Wait!? What?!โ€ฆ then spend … Continue reading Episode 24 – Let’s Talk About Our Genitals.๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ”ง (Embarrassing Q&A)

Episode 23 – ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ Genie says, “ENOUGH!”

Yikes. This episode is long but legendary ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ. We're talking new ventures ๐Ÿ›ฃ, new connections ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฒ, racism ๐Ÿ‘Ž , how D landed on the Rice to Meet You pod ๐Ÿš ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŒพ and L on the Boondocks Pod, cooking rice, cancer๐Ÿ˜ฌ, you name it. No genies were harmed in the making of this episode.๐Ÿช” … Continue reading Episode 23 – ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ Genie says, “ENOUGH!”

Episode 22 – Asses to Asses ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Butts to Touch ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ–

This episode is pure macaroni in a pot ๐Ÿฅ˜ .We are talking Danielle catfishing a catfish ๐ŸŸ, the Mag Mile and BLM โœŠโœŠ๐ŸปโœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ, bumping into famous celebritiesโœจ, death and grieving๐Ÿ’€, secret crushes๐Ÿ’“, Aries and Capricorn stuff๐Ÿ’ซ, the era of no eyebrows๐Ÿ˜ฒ, and a lot lot lot more. Now get your boots and your coat for … Continue reading Episode 22 – Asses to Asses ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Butts to Touch ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ–

Episode 21 – ๐Ÿ˜ท Masker Aid ๐Ÿ˜ท

Hey. We're talking wearing a mask๐Ÿ˜ท, the cure for COVID 19๐Ÿ›, Meg Thee Stallion๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿพ, Dillon Maplesโšพ๏ธ๐Ÿงข, gifts from parents๐Ÿ’ธ, designer bags๐Ÿ‘œ, blah blah blah๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ. Listen on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

Episode 20 – If Her Daddy’s Rich…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›

Hey buddies. ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ Pandemic blues are still going strong ๐Ÿฆ  and we're laughing our way through the rise of fascism ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ , and what you can and can not do to battle it ๐Ÿงฏ the spread of COVID and what definitely can do to battle it ๐Ÿ˜ท, listening to your heart ๐Ÿ’•, AOC vs … Continue reading Episode 20 – If Her Daddy’s Rich…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›